Hoon Songs
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Abba & Beatles
(To the tune of "Help")
When I am bored, so bored
Just like I am today
I try to make up songs
To pass the time away
And now I feel my life
Just couldn't get more grey
I'm doing nothing and there's
nowt the boss can say
Help me if you can I feel a clown
And I couldn't half do with a pint to down
Help me to a pub before I drown
Won't you PLEASE, PLEASE help me
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(To the tune of Abba's Waterloo with the memory of the Reading Festival 1999,
or was
it '99??? I can't remember)
My my, at Reading last, we all went on a bender
Oh yeah, and Nikki felt quite ill she couldn't stand another day
Now she would have left by herself
But decided to go with the elf
Portaloo, she had the sh1ts you were
there for
Portaloo, I'm sure she will loathe you forever more
Portaloo, couldn't escape though she wanted to
Portaloo, she knew her fate was to stay with you
My my, she tried to hold it in but
it got stronger
Oh yeah, so then it seemed her only hope was giving up the fight
And how could she ever refuse
To spend all her time in the loos
Portaloo.......(repeat chorus)
Gem, 10/08/02
© 2002
