Hoon Songs
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Hoons all bored at work
(to the tune Football's Coming Home)
Hoons all bored at work, all bored at work, all bored at work, bored at work,
Hoons all bored at work, all bored at work, all bored at work, bored at work,
Everyone's bored you know the score,
We've felt it all before,
Check out Tash,
She's so bored.
And I just know we've worked it away,
Pushing on through today,
Nothing to do all day,
Now Hoons all tiring
Funny eyes strained and hurt,
You and me still squinting,
After fifty weeks of work,
I wish we were out drinking,
So many jokes, so many beers,
As soon as we get out of here,
We'll get drunk,
That is clear.
'Cause I still hear the McNama roar,
Gemma drunk as a rule,
Lucy gaggin' for more,
Of Squirrel's slatings
Funny eyes strained and hurt,
You and me still squinting,
After fifty weeks of work,
I wish we were out drinking,
And I still see Kev acting the fool,
TJ thinking he's cool,
Berry ripe for a fall,
And hoons all steaming
I know that was then but it could be again....
The Devil
17/11/00
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