Hoons All Coming Home

Hoons all coming home, hoons coming home, hoons coming home, hoons coming,
Hoons all coming home, hoons coming home, hoons coming home, hoons coming,

Everyone's steamed you know the score,
We've done it all before,
Check out Matt,
On the floor.

And I just know we've steamed it away,
Pushing through all the day,
Another rubber to play,
And Hoons all drinking

Funny lines on the shirts,
You and me still steaming,
After fifty weeks of work,
The banter's rather pleasing.

So many jokes, so many beers,
We do it every year,
We get drunk,
That is clear.

And I still hear the McNama roar,
Georgie acting the wh0re,
Lucy gaggin' for more,
Of Squirrel singing

Funny lines on the shirts,
You and me still steaming,
After fifty weeks of work,
The banter's rather pleasing.

And I still see the Bevies we sank,
Mile high luxury wank,
The clothes that all stank
Five litres of red wine

Funny lines on the shirts,
You and me still steaming,
After fifty weeks of work,
The banter's rather pleasing.

And I still see Giles out on the pull,
Kerry drunk as a rule,
Berry thrown in the pool,
At the gentlemen's meeting

Funny lines on the shirts,
You and me still steaming,
After fifty weeks of work,
The banter's rather pleasing.

The Devil

17/11/00