Picture yourself on a boat on a river,
With 3 other hoons and steam in the skies,
Somebody's roaring, you pass them the flagon,
It's time for some bridge & some pies,

Competitive bidding in red and in black,
The drink's going straight to their head,
Look at the girl with the honour in di's
and she's gone,

Lucy bidding high in diamonds,
Lucy bidding high in diamonds,
Lucy bidding high in diamonds, ah

She likes going down but not in a contract,
She tries to count points, but gives up and sighs,
Everyone smiles as she ignores her partner,
And bids so incredibly high,

Fat Cornish pasties fall to the floor,
Staggered by The Luce's play,
With Ruffs to the left and finesse to the right
tricks are won,

Lucy slamming high in diamonds,
Lucy slamming high in diamonds,
Lucy slamming high in diamonds, ah

Pitchers of cider are raised to the ceiling,
All toast the grand slam with Ali G Aiis,
They all turn to Squirrel - he has a suggestion,
"Let's have more bridge & more pies",

Hoons all eating pies with flagons,
Hoons all eating pies with flagons,
Hoons all eating pies with flagons, ah
Hoons all eating pies with flagons,
Hoons all eating pies with flagons,
Hoons all eating pies with flagons, ah

Squirrel

09/01/01