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Hoon
Holiday 2001
 The
Norfolk-ing Way
News of the hoons' 5th
holiday reached Norfolk even before the hoons had set foot in the
county. Roving reporter Gemma Johnson brought us the news:
"Panic has broken out in the sleepy seaside town of Hunstanton this
week as
townsfolk prepare for the decent of dozens of drunken hoons.
After months of preparation,
Hoonstock 2001 is due to begin this weekend. Previous years have seen
hoons rampaging across the Devon countryside and even venturing abroad
for weeks of solid steaming and this year sees the turn of Norfolk.
As bars and public houses across
the county restock, a beer shortage is imminent. The police have been
warning locals to remain inside their houses and not venture outside
unless it is absolutely necessary.
Although this momentous event
is
predicted to boost the Norfolk economy, there is also a downside.
Raucous singing, expletives and basically hoonish behaviour have been
known to shock, maim and even turn previously sensible citizens to
alcohol.
A pair of particularly inebriated
hoons went so far as to turn to violence during the unforgettable
Hoonstock 2000."
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Hoon Holidays Past
The
Canal Holiday
The history of hoon holidaying
began in 1997, when 10 hapless Bristol folk happened upon a quite
glorious holiday idea. All poor of pocket, & late in booking,
they stumbled upon a man renting Barges for a piffling thousand
pounds...
Grounded,
flooded, broken & burnt
Devon
Cliffs
A year on and still without
pots to piss in (although with an interesting sideline in piss in
pots), the Bristol steamers sought some cheap & cheerful fun
in Devon. In this unlikely Haven, the hoons were surprised when
their Cripplecocks attracted all manner of Chicks…
Show
me the honey!
Porthean
Hotel, Cornwall
The numbers had grown, the
stomachs even more-so. A fine collection of hoons basked in Sauna
& Jacuzzi, and drank the Glory dry. The quaint hamlet of St
Agnes provided the backdrop for some quite splendid steamery…
Ambulance?
With one good leg? Puh!
The
Portuguese Phenomenon
Ferrino, Ferrino the loving
latino - the inspiration behind our first expedition abroad was
unable to make an appearance, but was definitely there in spirit.
Hoons from Bristol, Bath, Stoke, Southampton & Sandy made this
a feast for hoon gatherings.
Half
a rubber?
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Hoon
Hols