Maccers walks into the Bull and sees his mate Berry huddled on the bar,
depressed. Maccers walks over, orders a couple of pints of wife and asks
Berry what's wrong.

"Well," replies Berry as he takes a sip, "You know that girl in Bath that I
wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Aiii," replies Maccers nodding and raising his glass.

"Well," says Berry, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to
ask her out, and she agreed."
"Boyashaka!" says Maccers, "when is you doin' the dirty?"

"Well I went to meet her this evening," continues Berry, "but I was worried
I'd get an erection again. So I got some sellotape and taped my todger to
my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Respect." says Maccers.

"So I drived to Bath," says Berry, "and I rang her doorbell.
And she answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"So you is in with the punani?" Maccers replies, with a wide grin.
"No" says Berry as he huddles over the bar
again.........................................."I kicked her in the face."

The Devil