Hoon Father, who art in heaven, Rule Maker be thy name.

My Hoondom sent, I will be spent, after I drink from the flagon.

Give us this day our daily beer, and forgive us our disgraces,

As we will slate those who's plane is beneath us.

Lead us not to the shandy, and deliver us the pizza.

For we shall drink cocktails, the Felch and the Glory.

Forever and ever.

A Hoon.

The Devil

19/06/2001