Some temps are worthy, some are immense,
Never get surly, never get tense,
Eager to please, they lend you a hand,
Eager to tease, these temps are just grand,

But the temp that I have, is nothing like this,
Reluctant to work - she's taking the piss,
Ask her a favour, she'll say to your face,
"Wot, are you kidding?" - she's just a disgrace,

So all that I need, is a temping upgrade,
A new improved model, to be my work-maid,
But where can I find, such a work-mate,
Ah! Now I see it - a hoon would be great.

Squirrel

21/11/00