Hoon Songs
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Silence of the lambs
Who’s that creeping, down the alley?
What’s that shadow on the ground?
Better call the police inspector
Hannibal Lector’s on his rounds
Well, you’ve heard about Jack the Ripper
And you’ve heard about Son of Sam
And you’ve heard about Doctor Crippen
Well, this cat doesn’t give a damn
So bolt your windows, lock your doors
Check for bodies under floors
Something’s moving quietly
Some faint noise, what can it be?
Maybe it’s the silence
Maybe it’s the silence
Maybe it’s the silence of the lambs
What’s this scene of mutilation
Goodness me, the blood looks fresh
Golly, what a hungry fellow
Hannibal’s eating human flesh
Little lambs, white, cute and fluffy
Lambs a-gamboling through the vale
Who’d have thought they’d be the cause of
Mindless slaughter on such a scale
Bet the guy could eat a horse
If you served it with mint sauce
Crazy killer, never stops
Turns you all into lamb chops
That’s why it’s called the silence
Why it’s called the silence
Why it’s called the silence of the lambs
He’ll eat your uncle and aunty
Washed down with a fine Chianti
But when you think about it
Aren’t we all a bit like Hannibal
Deep down, inside?
He loved Jodie with french fries
No wonder she’s got butterflies
Maybe it’s the silence
With a touch of silence
Can you dig the silence of the lambs?
© 2001