Ace 
Ace
Master in the arts of baiting.
Shy, subtle, a big fluffy bunny of a man who suffers fools gladly. Hmmmm… I'm sorry, I'm talking shit. Offensive, brash, loud - these are the qualities we like! Currently living in Cheltenham, on a clear day his whisperings can often be heard across the din of Bristol's rush hour traffic. Put in some sterling drinking in Norfolk securing 4th place, he is also the keeper of the Book of Shame. This powerful tome contains information enough to hoist many a hoon by his/her own petard. I urge you to visit http://www.stevebates.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk for his latest work.
The Norfolking Competition
|
Saturday |
Sunday |
Monday |
Tuesday |
Wednesday |
Thursday |
Friday |
Total |
Average |
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|
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
|
|
Pints Supped |
5 |
10 |
7 |
14 |
2 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
14 |
28 |
2.00 |
4.00 |
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|
Pints Downed |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
0.14 |
0.29 |
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|
Ribenas |
0 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
0.29 |
0.57 |
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|
Cans |
0 |
2 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
10 |
0.71 |
1.43 |
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|
Bottles |
0 |
1 |
1.5 |
1 |
1.5 |
0 |
1 |
1.5 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
4.5 |
0.43 |
0.64 |
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|
Spirits |
7 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
13 |
13 |
1.86 |
1.86 |
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|
Aftershock |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0.14 |
0.14 |
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|
Cocktails |
0 |
0 |
4 |
7 |
2 |
3.5 |
0 |
15 |
26.3 |
7 |
12.3 |
28 |
49 |
4.00 |
7.00 |
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|
Girly Drinks |
0 |
1 |
0.75 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0.75 |
0.14 |
0.11 |
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|
Alcopops |
0 |
1 |
1.5 |
5 |
7.5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
7.5 |
11 |
16.5 |
1.57 |
2.36 |
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|
Wine |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
11 |
11 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
19 |
19 |
2.71 |
2.71 |
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|
Pies |
0 |
0.00 |
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|
Quality Time |
1 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
8 |
1.14 |
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|
Total |
13 |
18 |
20 |
30.8 |
15 |
26 |
14 |
16.5 |
5 |
5.5 |
16 |
28.3 |
15 |
22.8 |
138 |
154 |
19.71 |
21.93 |
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Let me meet more of these crazy hoons
© 2002
