The
BerryThe
Berry
"It isn't everyday a man wakes up to discover he's a screaming bender
with no more right to live on God's clean earth than a weasel"
Black Adder II, Bells
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"Milk tastes good, Mmmmmm" The Berry |
Aka the Weasel |
Despite his athletic tendencies, the Berry stays loyal to the hoon ideals. Has an interesting line in Personal Injury, and this has helped him to corner the market in Disgrace. Has recently shown worrying signs of going "on the rails", but excessive steamery in Norfolk has put our minds at rest. Presently seeing a Scottish woman by the name of Eve. Reached his nadir during The Night of the Berry-men.
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Saturday |
Sunday |
Monday |
Total |
Average |
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Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
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Pints Supped |
4 |
8 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
10 |
20 |
3.33 |
6.67 |
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Pints Downed |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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Ribenas |
1 |
2 |
3 |
6 |
0 |
4 |
8 |
1.33 |
2.67 |
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Cans |
2 |
4 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
1.33 |
2.67 |
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Bottles |
2 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
0.67 |
1.00 |
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Spirits |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
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Aftershock |
3 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
2 |
6 |
6 |
2.00 |
2.00 |
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Cocktails |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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Girly Drinks |
0 |
2 |
1.5 |
0 |
2 |
1.5 |
0.67 |
0.50 |
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Alcopops |
0 |
13 |
19.5 |
2 |
3 |
15 |
22.5 |
5.00 |
7.50 |
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Wine |
0 |
2 |
2 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
1.67 |
1.67 |
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Pies |
2 |
1 |
3 |
1.00 |
0.00 |
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Quality Time |
2 |
2 |
4 |
1.33 |
0.00 |
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Total |
15 |
23 |
23 |
34 |
13 |
20 |
51 |
77 |
17.00 |
25.67 |
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Let me meet more of these crazy hoons
©
2002
