Bimbo
What a looker
This chiselled, bronzed adonis would look more at home in Greek legend than the dales & vales of his motherland Wales. At an early age this Welsh refugee had set up camp in a primitive land known simply as the North, at which juncture he acquired a distinctive yet gentle accent. This Bimbo can often been seen dressed to the nines in tight naval attire, whilst sharing his booty with the boys from the Jolly Rodger.
The Norfolking Competition
|
Saturday |
Sunday |
Monday |
Total |
Average |
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|
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
|
|
Pints Supped |
1 |
2 |
6 |
12 |
4 |
8 |
11 |
22 |
3.67 |
7.33 |
|
Pints Downed |
0 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
0.67 |
1.33 |
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|
Ribenas |
1 |
2 |
0 |
5 |
10 |
6 |
12 |
2.00 |
4.00 |
|
|
Cans |
0 |
0 |
7 |
14 |
7 |
14 |
2.33 |
4.67 |
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|
Bottles |
5 |
7.5 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
7.5 |
1.67 |
2.50 |
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|
Spirits |
4 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
14 |
14 |
19 |
19 |
6.33 |
6.33 |
|
Aftershock |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
7 |
9 |
9 |
3.00 |
3.00 |
|
Cocktails |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Girly Drinks |
1 |
0.75 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0.75 |
0.33 |
0.25 |
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|
Alcopops |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
|||
|
Wine |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
|||
|
Pies |
3 |
1 |
4 |
1.33 |
0.00 |
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|
Quality Time |
2 |
5 |
1 |
8 |
2.67 |
0.00 |
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|
Total |
13 |
17.3 |
8 |
14 |
39 |
57 |
60 |
88.3 |
20.00 |
29.42 |
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Let me meet more of these crazy hoons
© 2001
