An apparition

The Darbs is a figment of everyone's imagination. The only sightings on record are by hoons well into massive steaming sessions. Top scientists have pooh-poohed the visions as a bunch of drunken hoons who are too steamed to see properly - who are we to argue? The picture you see above is nothing more than an artist's impression of what the Darby would look like if he did exist. Often appearing with a guitar in one hand and a football in the other, he has 2 main interests. Also has a girlfriend (Michelle) who is even more non-existent.