The Devil
"Beware, madam, of the witty devil, the arch intriguer who
walks disguised in a poet's cloak, his gay tongue oozing evil."
Robert Graves, poet
The mono-slippered assassin reeled as the
Berry approached
There is always one man who is quiet and inoffensive. The Devil is not this man. No matter how civilised the occasion, he can be seen downing pints & coercing others to do the same. Drinking games are his speciality. A man of bridge & banter, he is ginger without being orange, he is big without being clever and he is harsh without being fair, but Kerry loves him just the same.
The Norfolking Competition
|
Saturday |
Sunday |
Monday |
Tuesday |
Wednesday |
Thursday |
Friday |
Total |
Average |
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|
Drinks |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
|
|
Pints Supped |
6 |
12 |
8 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
6 |
0 |
3 |
6 |
20 |
40 |
2.86 |
5.71 |
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|
Pints Downed |
1 |
2 |
3 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
10 |
0.71 |
1.43 |
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|
Ribenas |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
20 |
40 |
2 |
4 |
22 |
44 |
3.14 |
6.29 |
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|
Cans |
0 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
14 |
1.00 |
2.00 |
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|
Bottles |
0 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
6 |
0.57 |
0.86 |
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|
Spirits |
8 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
11 |
11 |
1.57 |
1.57 |
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|
Aftershock |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
0.43 |
0.43 |
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|
Cocktails |
0 |
1 |
1.75 |
0 |
3 |
5.25 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
7 |
0.57 |
1.00 |
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|
Girlie Drinks |
1 |
0.75 |
2 |
1.5 |
0 |
3 |
2.25 |
3 |
2.25 |
0 |
0 |
9 |
6.75 |
1.29 |
0.96 |
|||
|
Alcopops |
1 |
1.5 |
1 |
1.5 |
1 |
1.5 |
1 |
1.5 |
1 |
1.5 |
0 |
3 |
4.5 |
8 |
12 |
1.14 |
1.71 |
|
|
Wine |
0 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
9 |
9 |
1.29 |
1.29 |
|||||
|
Pies |
2 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
5 |
1 |
15 |
2.14 |
0.00 |
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|
Quality Time |
1 |
1 |
2 |
5 |
1 |
3 |
13 |
1.86 |
0.00 |
|||||||||
|
Total |
19 |
26.25 |
22 |
33.75 |
1 |
1.5 |
22 |
31 |
10 |
15.75 |
20 |
40 |
8 |
14.5 |
102 |
162.75 |
14.57 |
23.25 |
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Let me meet more of these crazy hoons
© 2001
