The Fridh
"Beware thee the Fridh, for though he…"
Man Fridhy
Currently living in Cheltenham, though rumoured to be returning to Bristol later this year, the good man Fridh is a friend to all people. Often seen relaxing in his own inimitable style, Fridh is also known for his engrossing conversation and expansive thinking. Past glories include winning the pie competition in Cornwall (amid rumours of performance-enhancing drugs), and achieving notoriety in Norfolk during one night of passion with Filthy Sandra…
The Norfolking Competition
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Saturday |
Sunday |
Monday |
Tuesday |
Wednesday |
Thursday |
Friday |
Total |
Average |
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|
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
|
|
Pints Supped |
7 |
14 |
0 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
17 |
34 |
2.43 |
4.86 |
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|
Pints Downed |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Ribenas |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Cans |
0 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
6 |
12 |
6 |
12 |
6 |
12 |
19 |
38 |
2.71 |
5.43 |
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|
Bottles |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
0.29 |
0.43 |
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|
Spirits |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
14 |
14 |
23 |
23 |
3.29 |
3.29 |
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|
Aftershock |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Cocktails |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Girly Drinks |
0 |
0 |
10 |
7.5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
7.5 |
1.43 |
1.07 |
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|
Alcopops |
0 |
0 |
6 |
9 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
8 |
12 |
1.14 |
1.71 |
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|
Wine |
0 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
4 |
0.57 |
0.57 |
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|
Pies |
1 |
2 |
2 |
1 |
2 |
8 |
1.14 |
0.00 |
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|
Quality Time |
2 |
2 |
4 |
0.57 |
0.00 |
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|
Total |
9 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
24 |
29.5 |
15 |
23 |
7 |
13 |
8 |
14 |
20 |
26 |
83 |
121.5 |
11.86 |
17.36 |
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Let me meet more of these crazy hoons
© 2001
