The Gem
Take me to your leader…
The Drinkers' Gem
No challenge is too tough, no drink is too strong. The Gem is the standard for hoons everywhere. Never doubted for her drinking ability, and always able to banter with the best of them, she rose to new heights during The Norfolk-ing Way when she pissed all over the competition. As we all hang our heads in shame, the Gem stands tall amongst us, as a girl amongst mere men. The meek may inherit the Earth, but they'll have to out-drink the no.1 hoon first.
There really was Norfolking Competition
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Saturday |
Sunday |
Monday |
Tuesday |
Wednesday |
Thursday |
Friday |
Total |
Average |
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Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
Drinks |
Units |
|
|
Pints Supped |
5 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
2 |
2 |
4 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
12 |
24 |
1.71 |
3.43 |
|
|
Pints Downed |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Ribenas |
0 |
4 |
8 |
2 |
4 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
12 |
24 |
1 |
2 |
21 |
42 |
3.00 |
6.00 |
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|
Cans |
4 |
8 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
5 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
22 |
44 |
3.14 |
6.29 |
|
Bottles |
5 |
7.5 |
6 |
9 |
6 |
9 |
1 |
1.5 |
10 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
28 |
42 |
4.00 |
6.00 |
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|
Spirits |
16 |
16 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
19 |
19 |
4 |
4 |
19 |
19 |
9 |
9 |
76 |
76 |
10.86 |
10.86 |
|
Aftershock |
2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
4 |
10 |
10 |
1.43 |
1.43 |
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|
Cocktails |
0 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
8.75 |
0 |
2 |
3.5 |
4 |
7 |
15 |
26.25 |
30 |
52.5 |
4.29 |
7.50 |
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|
Girly Drinks |
0 |
16 |
12 |
7 |
5.25 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
6 |
4.5 |
0 |
33 |
24.75 |
4.71 |
3.54 |
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|
Alcopops |
0 |
4 |
6 |
2 |
3 |
2 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
8 |
12 |
1.14 |
1.71 |
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|
Wine |
2 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
1 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
14 |
14 |
2.00 |
2.00 |
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|
Pies |
6 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
10 |
1.43 |
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|
Quality Time |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
0.43 |
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|
Total |
34 |
45.5 |
46 |
57 |
36 |
49 |
38 |
44.5 |
21 |
32.5 |
47 |
65.5 |
32 |
47.25 |
254 |
341.25 |
36.29 |
48.75 |
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