The Luce
Half naked
Often found escaping from a small shoebox whilst juggling & blowing a horn, the Luce has been around (the world) a bit. Currently settled in Hoon House, Bristol, her housemate's dread the day she returns north and leaves the vacuum cleaner & squeegee to fend for themselves. Squirrel will seize the opportunity to remove his earplugs.
The Norfolking Competition
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Saturday |
Sunday |
Monday |
Tuesday |
Wednesday |
Thursday |
Friday |
Total |
Average |
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|
Drinks |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
Drink |
Units |
|
|
Pints Supped |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Pints Downed |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Ribenas |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Cans |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Bottles |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Spirits |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
0.43 |
0.43 |
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|
Aftershock |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0.14 |
0.14 |
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|
Cocktails |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Girlie Drinks |
7 |
5.25 |
3 |
2.25 |
6 |
4.5 |
8 |
6 |
15 |
11.25 |
25 |
18.75 |
0 |
64 |
48 |
9.14 |
6.86 |
|
|
Alcopops |
0 |
5 |
7.5 |
4 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
3 |
4.5 |
0 |
14 |
21 |
2.00 |
3.00 |
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|
Wine |
2 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
6 |
6 |
0.86 |
0.86 |
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|
Pies |
2 |
2 |
0.29 |
0.00 |
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|
Quality Time |
3 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
7 |
1.00 |
0.00 |
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|
Total |
12 |
10.25 |
10 |
11.75 |
11 |
11.5 |
10 |
8 |
17 |
14.25 |
28 |
23.25 |
0 |
0 |
88 |
79 |
12.57 |
11.29 |
Take me to the Hoon Banter Board
Let me meet more of these crazy hoons
© 2001
