Monkey-boy

Monkey aged 23

Monkey aged 40

A wanker. One of the finest. Learnt his skill in a small principality the English call "Wales" and the rest of the world calls "where?". Monkey-boy is aptly named for he has more hairs than wanks (that's a lot of hairs). Has a liking for gay clothes and suffers one of the poorest pulling techniques known to hoonkind, hence his pointless singularity. Will do anything, to anything. The Norfolking Competition

	Saturday		Sunday		Monday		Tuesday		Wednesday		Thursday		Friday		Total		Average
	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units
Pints Supped	4	8	2	4	1	2	2	4		0		0		0	9	18	1.29	2.57
Pints Downed	1	2		0		0		0		0		0		0	1	2	0.14	0.29
Ribenas		0		0		0		0		0		0		0	0	0	0.00	0.00
Cans		0	1	2		0		0		0		0		0	1	2	0.14	0.29
Bottles		0	2	3		0		0		0		0		0	2	3	0.29	0.43
Spirits	14	14	9	9	2	2	9	9		0	30	30		0	64	64	9.14	9.14
Aftershock		0	2	2		0		0		0		0		0	2	2	0.29	0.29
Cocktails		0		0		0		0		0		0		0	0	0	0.00	0.00
Girly Drinks	2	1.5	8	6	7	5.25		0		0		0		0	17	12.75	2.43	1.82
Alcopops		0	4	6	3	4.5		0		0		0		0	7	10.5	1.00	1.50
Wine	3	3		0		0		0		0		0		0	3	3	0.43	0.43
Pies	3		3												6		0.86	0.00
Quality Time	4		5		6		6		7		2		5		35		5.00	0.00
Total	24	28.5	28	32	13	13.75	11	13	0	0	30	30	0	0	106	117.25	15.14	16.75

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