The Tash

Top Gadsby

Large of breast and sharp of mind, Tash is probably the greatest Gadsby of them all. Becoming one of the hoons was second nature to this scantily clad girl from Essex who never looks so at home as when she is steaming drunk with a bottle of cider in her hand. After avoiding the concussed advances of the Berry, suffering the tortuous torments of the Devil and the sharp tongue of the Squirrel (who never has been a fan of pasta-salads), Tash's fate as a hoon was sealed. With a boyfriend as drunk as a Lord, and a gut as rotten as a sack of dead puppies, Tash lives a semi-respectable life as an accountant whilst residing at Hoon House, Southampton.

The Norfolking Competition

	Saturday		Sunday		Monday		Tuesday		Wednesday		Thursday		Friday		Total		Average
	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units	Drink	Units
Pints Supped	2	4		0	1	2		0		0		0		0	3	6	0.43	0.86
Pints Downed		0		0		0		0		0		0		0	0	0	0.00	0.00
Ribenas		0		0		0		0		0		0		0	0	0	0.00	0.00
Cans		0		0		0		0		0	2	4		0	2	4	0.29	0.57
Bottles	1	1.5		0		0		0		0		0		0	1	1.5	0.14	0.21
Spirits	3	3		0		0		0		0		0		0	3	3	0.43	0.43
Aftershock	1	1		0		0		0		0		0		0	1	1	0.14	0.14
Cocktails		0		0		0		0		0		0		0	0	0	0.00	0.00
Girlie Drinks	3	2.25		0		0		0		0		0		0	3	2.25	0.43	0.32
Alcopops		0	1	1.5	4	6	2	3		0	1	1.5		0	8	12	1.14	1.71
Wine		0		0		0	1	1		0		0	7	7	8	8	1.14	1.14
Pies			7		1				3						11		1.57	0.00
Quality Time											1				1		0.14	0.00
Total	10	11.75	1	1.5	5	8	3	4	0	0	3	5.5	7	7	29	37.75	4.14	5.39

Some of Tasha's fine cartoons of the Hoons

Take me to the Hoon Banter Board

Let me meet more of these crazy hoons

Take Me Home!!