Tony Ferrino, the loving Latino

Sexier and taller than Al Pacino

And for all we know the new Valentino

Soon he’ll be coming on to share his phenomenon

You’re a phenomenon

Strange but it’s true

Your special worth, no one on earth

Can do what you do

I’m a phenomenon

Out of this world

Look, now I’m here

The stratosphere, where I’ve been hurled

No ordinary man

Can do what this man can

And this man had a plan, as the music began

And the song ran on and on

And became a phenomenon

I’m a phenomenon