Bravely bold Sir Robin

Brought forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die,

Oh, brave Sir Robin!

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.

Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.

Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken

To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,

And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,

And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,

And his penis--

Later…..

Brave Sir Robin ran away

Bravely ran away away

When Danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled

Yes brave Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly he chickened out

Bravely bravely bravely bravely

Bravely bravely bravely bravely