Now, all of you guys out there listening to me

If you’re looking for love, then be careful, you see

If the girl is too perfect, then she’ll probably

Laugh in your face, tee hee hee, hee hee hee hee

A lisp or a stammer, is all that I need

A stuttering girl makes me weak at the knees

They’re ready for love, and they’re eager to please

Representing three countries

I got lisping Lolita in Lisbon

I got stammering Mandy in Amsterdam

But my stuttering Sadie from Stuttgart

She, she, she she makes me feel like a man

You might say that it’s wrong to betray

Articulate girls, I suppose they’re okay

I like a girl with something extra to say

I guess that God made me that way

Your constant stuttering

Excessive uttering

Miscellaneous muttering

Won’t get me in a huff

A speech impediment

Is rarely prevalent

‘Fact, it’s irrelevant

When we’re m-m-m-making love

I got lisping Lolita in Lisbon

I got stammering Mandy in Amsterdam

But my stuttering Sadie from Stuttgart

She, she, she, she makes me feel like a man

She, she she, she makes me feel like the

Caring and sensitive

Wonderful guy that I am

Ch-ch-ch ciao