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Tales of Steam

Tales of disgrace, tales of glory, bring me a flagon, I'll tell you a story

Hoonish Steamers

Hoons find themselves in all manner of predicaments. Some of the resulting stories have been written down for all to see. These stories have become known as the Tales of Steam.

Due to complete laziness, some random banterous stories have also been included under the Tales of Steam heading. Please enjoy…

Telling Tales

Of Berry

The escape from the massive fine

The Night of the Berrymen

The Day of the Berrymen

Of Banter

Of Cars

Of Disgrace

The disgrace of Essex Stu

Morning suits in the gutter

The Devil's Disgrace (part 2)

Monkey Vomit

Of The Devil

Episode 1: The Phantom Disgrace

Of Squirrel

"Mike's not here right now…"

L'Esquiriel

Of Work

A little word about temps

Of Holiday

The Fancy Dress Debacle

Of Hoons

The First Book of Hoon

The Hoons Prayer

Of Neighbours

Fishing Around

Of Star Wars

Steam Wars

The Flagon Strikes Back